How about getting your daily laughs by reading through this collection of the funniest and most hilarious movie quotes?
21 Funny Movie Quotes from Movies You’ve Seen Recently
Game Night, 2018
Brooks: We can’t go to the cops!
Brooks: The Bulgarian’s got a ton of moles.
Annie: On his face?
Brooks: No, in the police department.
But it’s also possible that the Bulgarian has plenty of moles.
The Big Sick, 2017
Chris: You know, it might be a good thing. Like, she might wake up with a new skill. Like, my cousin, uh, blacked out once, and then, when he came to, he thought he knew a different language.
CJ: Did he?
Chris: No. Apparently, it was, it was just gibberish that he made up. It was brain damage.
At least Chris was trying to lighten the mood because nobody likes being in hospitals, and not everyone knows the right things to say when someone is fighting for their life.
Wade Wilson: I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.
Vanessa Carlysle: Hey, uh, they’ve made three of those movies.
Wade Wilson: At some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.
It really makes you wonder. Why does Liam Neeson always lose family members? What is he really doing?
Zoolander 2, 2016
Montana Grosso: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.
There’s really not much you can do when your brain is shut down.
The Nice Guys, 2016
Holland March: Look at the bright side, nobody got hurt.
Jackson Healy: People got hurt.
Holland March: I’m saying I think they died quickly so I don’t think that they got hurt.
Now that is another way of looking at it. It’s a swift death, so to speak. Nobody knew what was coming for them.
The Watch, 2012
(Interrogating a teenage kid)
Franklin: Look at his face.
Evan: Look at my face.
Franklin: Look at this face and listen to me.
Evan: Look at him and listen to me.
Franklin: Look at me.
Evan: Look at me.
Franklin: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face.
Now we’ve got a really confused suspect and an even more confused pair of detectives.
Pitch Perfect, 2012
Fat Amy: I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
You can expect to see no traces of him once she’s done with him.
The Dictator, 2012
(Aladeen as he approaches NYPD officer)
General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars.
Perhaps Aladeen was under the impression that police officers are freaking millionaires.
Helen: (Crying) Why are you smiling?
Annie: It’s just… it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly… and that makes me kind of happy.
Don’t you just hate people who don’t even look bad even if they’re doing really awkward things, like picking their nose, throwing up on the street, sneezing with their mouth open, or ugly crying over a sad movie?
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first, I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
The events of Annie’s life can make a really bad TV soap drama, with the most unreliable characters ever in the history of the world.
Flight Attendant Steve: You have 3 seconds to get back to your seat.
Annie: No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You’re setting me up for a loss already.
You can make it in 3 seconds, Annie, if you’re willing to suffer an injury to your face or your nether region.
Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We’re just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.
If you must do so, make sure that you never see this police officer again and that you have no friends in common!
Lillian: Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?
She’s so on point. This is what good friends do all the time.
Due Date, 2010
(Talking to his father’s ashes)
Ethan Tremblay: Dad, you were like a father to me.
Sometimes real dads don’t act like your dad at all. Here’s to all dads in the world who have been like a real father to their children! Count yourself truly blessed if you have a real dad.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, 2010
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott, break out the L word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbians?
If you watched the show, you can’t really blame Scott for saying the first thing that came to his mind.
The Proposal, 2009
Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.
Same, Margaret, same. Sometimes even if you’re not allergic, you’d wish you are so that you’ll have a good reason to lash out or do nothing.
Tropic Thunder, 2008
Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
That’s a lot of dudes to keep track of. But if you know who you are, Kirk, then okay.
Juno MacGuff: Bleeker’s mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies.
The image is very clear. Just a little makeup is all that’s needed.
Knocked Up, 2007
Pete: Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
This guy got it right. This is real life, and there are certain parts in a marriage that can get really ugly sometimes.
Little Miss Sunshine, 2006
(Gets pulled over by the police)
Richard: Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just pretend to be normal.
This is really good advice if you don’t want others to know that you’re not normal.
The Pink Panther, 2006
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: (talking about dead Bizu) It’s amazing how he fell perfectly into the chalk outline on the floor.
Ponton: I think they drew the outline after he was shot.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ah! We must be working with some kind of mastermind!
Why do we have a feeling that this case will never be solved if it happened in real life?
6 Funny Movie Quotes from Animated Movies
The Lego Batman Movie, 2017
Robin: My name’s Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
Batman: Well, children can be cruel.
I’m sure Robin thought nothing wrong of the nickname until Batman said something about it.
Finding Dory, 2016
Dory: I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.
When you can’t remember what you’re supposed to remember, there’s bound to be trouble.
Penguins of Madagascar, 2014
Skipper: We got a soggy mad man to stop.
Classified: I give the orders round here.
(Looking at Short Fuse) Classified: You were supposed to handcuff them!
Short Fuse: But they don’t have hands, they just have flippers and I have flippers. So it’s flipping useless!
Short Fuse is not wrong, though.
Cars 2, 2011
Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
For what it’s worth, Mater, it’s better than zero intelligence.
Happy Feet Two, 2011
Carmen: You, me? Fat chance!
Ramon: I have a chance! And it’s fat!
Ramon may have misunderstood, but fat is good. Fat is beautiful. Fat is great.
Despicable Me, 2010
Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
Fred McDade: Oh, you know dogs… they go where they want to go.
Gru: Unless they’re dead.
Gru is evil for even saying it, but that’s why he’s despicable.
Kung Fu Panda, 2008
Oogway: There are no accidents.
Shifu: Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.
Oogway knew that he will be saying it three times. He is wise, and you know nothing.
Z: I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. I mean, how is it possible?
It’s safe to say that there will be issues growing up when you have been neglected or left out as a child and have to work day in and day out for the whole family. Z’s feelings are valid, don’t you agree?
Best Funny Movie Quotes from Movies from the ‘90s and the ‘80s
Office Space, 1999
Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Raise your hands if you feel exactly the same as Peter about work.
10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
Whelmed sounds about right to describe the feeling of something that’s not too little or too much.
10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
Walter Stratford: And I’ll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.
You and all the fathers in other parts of the world that have teenage daughters, Mr. Stratford.
10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat Stratford: Well then, tell them I had a seizure.
Come to think of it, PMS feels a lot like having a seizure in your reproductive system.
Living Out Loud, 1998
Liz Bailey: I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it’s my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. Yeah, I did a little jail time, but it was worth it.
What’s a little jail time when it means getting your revenge on someone who’s been making a fool out of you, right?
The Wedding Singer, 1998
Robbie: Hey, psycho – we’re not gonna discuss this, okay, it’s over. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
Some bands are truly worth fighting for. And then there are also people who are not worth a cool band Van Halen shirt.
Liar, Liar, 1997
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That’s just something ugly people say.
It’s kind of cruel to say this because beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder. What’s beautiful to you may be ugly to the next person, and vice versa. Be kind! Beauty fades.
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion, 1997
Michelle: What are you picking on us for any way? We are NOT the ones who got fat.
Christie: We’re pregnant, you half-wit.
Michelle: Oh yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!
If this is the first thing that came to mind as your rebuttal, maybe people can still forgive you if you don’t really mean it.
Heavy Weights, 1995
Tony Perkis: Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Would you not appreciate an advance notice for these kinds of cancellations? It’s food we’re talking about, and food is taken very seriously around here.
Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?
Save humanity by stopping the spread of ignorance. The world needs more people who can think and have common sense.
Dumb and Dumber, 1994
Harry Dunne: Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
If it’s your nature, there’s no denying it. It will come shining through at just the most inappropriate moments!
Groundhog Day, 1993
Phil: Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you – but I’m not going to.
I may be right here in front of you but that doesn’t mean I am here on my own free will.
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, 1991
Lt. Frank Drebin: This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!
If that’s not clear enough for you, would you like me to repeat what I just said?
What About Bob?, 1991
Bob Wiley: It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic… and so am I!
Now who’s calling who a schizo?!
The Princess Bride, 1989
Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
If you surround yourself with cynics, this is all you will ever hear. Don’t trust the words of a cynic. But sometimes they are not wrong, too, so it’s your call.
The Princess Bride, 1989
Prince Humperdinck: I am your Prince and you will marry me.
Buttercup: I am your servant and I refuse.
Prince Humperdinck: I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.
Buttercup: I am your loyal servant and I just did.
Prince Humperdinck: Refusal means death.
Buttercup: Kill me then.
Can you imagine a worse fate than being forced to marry someone you can’t stand? Death certainly sounds a lot more appealing.
Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989
Cliff Stern: The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Now she’s quite an impressive woman that’s larger than life. Pun intended.
Steel Magnolias, 1989
Truvy: Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face.
You can embrace the signs of the years or you can hire a team that will magically remove all the years from your face. But it will cost you.
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, 1988
Frank: Jane, since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before… birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
Wonder what else you have noticed and how many lives you’ve put at risk before that?
Coming to America, 1988
Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.
Prince Akeem, Semmi: Queens!
Queens truly does sound like a place where royalty belongs, doesn’t it?
Lethal Weapon, 1987
Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!
I see what you did there, Martin Riggs.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Well, to be perfectly honest, I thought he said Shirley, too.
Elaine Dickinson: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking… We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight… By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Just in case there’s a pilot on board, a little help would be greatly appreciated!
Animal House, 1978
Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
You have the choice to be healthy, sober, and wise, but go ahead and live like tomorrow is going out of style.
Annie Hall, 1977
Alvy Singer: I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
It was quite an intense experience that I didn’t notice the professor calling my name and asking me to leave the room.
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